Εχει πλάκα και… «Μάτι» Η ημέρα του περπατώ γυμνή στην Μ. Βρετανία

A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold.

When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised.

Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because ar***oles like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you’ll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!”

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

And Allah replied, “Who said they were women?”

 http://my.telegraph.co.uk/cheechdog/tag/humour/

Μην ξεχάσετε να το σημειώσετε στα ημερολόγιά σας:
Όπως ίσως ήδη γνωρίζετε, είναι αμαρτία για έναν μουσουλμάνο άνδρα να δεί οποιαδήποτε γυναίκα, εκτός από τη σύζυγό του, γυμνή, και αν το κάνει, θα πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσει.
Έτσι, το επόμενο Σάββατο στις 13:00 όλες οι Βρετανίδες γυναίκες καλούνται να περπατήσουν έξω από το σπίτι τους, εντελώς γυμνές , για να εξαφανισθούν όλοι οι τρομοκράτες της γειτονιάς τους.

spirospero

Women To Go Naked On September 11th. Muslims Must Kill Themselves If They See A Naked Woman
in their own special way:

"As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 AM. Eastern Time, all women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers."

from FB

other discussions going on at the moment about this online.

Perhaps it isn't true... perhaps it is. I wonder how many will take up the fight and go walking nude today?

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not sure if I put this in the right forum?

Women To Go Naked On September 11th. Muslims Must Kill Themselves If They See A Naked Woman

Anita Gerulis
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
P.S.
If you don't share this, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,

boltonbnp

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